erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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