Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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