Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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