we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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