her vagine was all disorganized.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
