my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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