I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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