i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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