Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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