This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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