she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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