Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
