Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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