some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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