he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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