found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
and she was petting her beer can
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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