Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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