Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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