I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
