Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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