It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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