Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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