spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I love you.
Bad choice
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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