If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Did we literally take a cab across the street
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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