I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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