I will die if light touches me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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