I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
