Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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