It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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