If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I will be naked everywhere
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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