I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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