is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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