That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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