so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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