Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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