So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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