if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
