No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Dear god my vagina.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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