I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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