No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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