Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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