just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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