Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize