i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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