you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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