White coat. Heels.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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