is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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