But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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