Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
