I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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