I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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