so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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