these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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