I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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