weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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